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New writerly website

It ain’t that pretty yet . . . but I did it.

I’ve been thinking about starting a website specifically for my writing for a while. Finally, last week, I was like, ‘what the heck.’ I mean to get my books out there some day, somehow. I take myself seriously enough as a writer to keep writing books. I’ve really (really!) enjoyed reading blog posts by other writers on their writing sites (seriously, the writing community online is so awesome, positive, supportive and awesome). So why not do a website now?

Especially before that other Jenna Satterthwaite snatches up the domain name jennasatterthwaite.com. (Really–she’s out there. Hi! I wish you no ill. I just wanted that domain for myself.)

So I did it. A couple hours, forehead-wrinkling searches on what the heck ‘hosting’ means, forehead-wrinkling questions about why I don’t know this already and fifty bucks later, my first post was up.

Thought you should know.

Also, I won’t abandon this blog–I’ll just be posting about writerly stuff over there. Feel free to follow along!

When the muse hightails it

The muse. I feel like whenever writers write about her, it’s to say you don’t need her. I’ve read half a million blog posts saying a version of this: you can’t wait for the muse; you just have to write. She doesn’t rule you. If you let her, you’ll never have the kind of artistic output that can produce a living. You can’t afford to wait for her to sprinkle her fairy dust on you and make the world shimmer in that special way–you put your butt in a chair and just start writing (drawing/painting/composing/etc) in the bleak, shimmerlessness that life can be and through discipline you will achieve your goals and WRITE THAT NOVEL! And by the way, stop being such a wimp because work is hard and writing is work and if you thought otherwise it was because you romanticized the writer’s life and it’s time you grew up and put on your big girl panties, because you’ll never become a real writer unless you’re wearing them, and they only come in a size large, because that’s what writing does to your butt in case you hadn’t noticed (I had).

I’m sure it’s true and I just have to find the right underwear store that sells these elusive ‘big girl panties.’ But I have to say that since the muse walked out of my life some time in November, leaving me high and dry as I embarked on my first YA fantasy project, it’s been a real challenge.

(See? Only people who are wearing big girl panties use classy words like ‘ a real challenge’ when they really mean ‘apocalyptically difficult at a zombie-slaying level when your only weapon is the raw chicken breast you were about the sauté for dinner and everyone in the world is dead except you.’)

(Which begs the question: why are you sauteing a chicken breast when your death is imminent? And what happened to the pan, which would be a much better weapon?)

Ah, Miss Muse. She fueled my last three projects, and it went something like this: as soon as I was done with whatever I had to do work-wise for my pay-the-bills job, BEGIN TO WRITE. Write, write, write. Get slightly upset that I have to stop to eat lunch, or pee, or answer the phone. There aren’t enough hours in the day to write as much as I want to write. 5pm has arrived and I don’t even know where the past three hours went. Got to stop writing and get back to husband and kiddos. I love them so, but . . . it’s so hard to stop. [drags herself away from keyboard] Go home, play with kids, have dinner, get kids to bed. Kids are in bed. Innocent grin at my husband. What do you want to do tonight, sweetums? Oh, what do I want to do? Well, I don’t know . . . I mean, I was thinking, maybe read a little, maybe, like, hang out, I don’t know . . . okay fine, WRITE, WRITE, I MUST WRITE. [make like a lightning bolt for my favorite writing chair and lose myself in a storm of typing]

(yes, my husband may not love the muse like I do)

Anyway, spouse-abandonment aside, that’s my life with the muse. Even when I hit tough spots with each story, I had the inspiration/drive/urge to power through, and I did.

Oh, muse, muse, you fickle, wonderful, passionate, cruel being/thing.

See, with my pay-the-bills job, I don’t have to feel anything in particular to get stuff done. Blue or over-the-moon, peppy or lethargic, I can open a spreadsheet or an invoice or whatever and enter information. I can compose an email and draw up an account summary for a customer. But this writing thing–it’s different. The kind of energy it requires comes from somewhere in the region of my soul, and when it feels empty in there, it feels near impossible to write.

But writing with the muse? She sucked me into her vortex where I wanted to spin forever. In her grip, time slipped away as easily as wind through open hands. Words wrote themselves. Characters demanded to speak, and my obedient fingers clacked away just trying to keep up with them and kill them at the appropriate moments and with the appropriate amount of blood.

I wish I knew why the muse left. Maybe the muse is like a drained battery and just needs some recharge time? Maybe I’m working on the wrong project? Maybe the rest of my writing life will be an empty, museless wasteland?

The thing is, regardless of the reasons for her infidelity (and this is the scariest thing to face), I need to learn how to write without her. I need to learn how to start when it’s incredibly hard to start, keep going when it’s incredibly hard to keep going, and keep typing even though I can’t wait to be done and 5pm seems as distant as my 115th birthday when I will gum at a piece of overly-frosted cake with my toothless maw and smile blearily at a child that may be named Clarence, or Mary-Lou, or might actually be a cat instead of a child.

This is my New Year’s resolution (and even as I type this I can feel a foreboding sense of failure)–to learn to write muse-less.

Oh crap. I’m half-certain I can’t do it.

But aren’t the best goals the ones that stretch you?

(I hate stretching)

The ones that make you work hard?

(I hate working hard. In the deepest part of me, I’m pretty sure I’m essentially a lazy slug whose chief delight is to lie in a pile of her own goo)

The ones that you climb like a hiker attacking Mount Everest and reaching for the summit?

(Sounds a little dangerous. Have you considered sitting on the couch and watching someone else climb Mount Everest?)



Hike ’em up! Snap them into place!

Get out of the slug-goo and KILL THE ZOMBIE WITH THE CHICKEN BREAST!

And by that I mean, as soon as this blog post is published, I’m opening the scary Word document and facing the gritty part of being a writer. Because I want to be a writer. No–I am a writer. And this is part of it.

Expect an update at some point–but in the meantime, how do you handle uninspired stretches?