I am Automated Jenna. I have realized that once Real Jenna returns from Alaska, I will be out of a job. “Kicked to the curb,” as I believe you humans say. “Out in the cold,” “left to die” and “given the boot” are other synonymous expressions.

A career change is in order. Resumes must go out. Connections must be greased. Networks must be networked.

Please to advise:

Ballerina?

Wearing a tutu is great fun, but the rod-like quality of my “arms” may eventually undermine success.

. . . bleep bleep bleep . . . processing new idea . . .

Perhaps Swordfish-Wielding Security Detail is more in line with current capabilities. With a toupée for the “Feminine Touch.”

Hairstyle options are limited when your head is a helmet.